Tuesday, March 11, 2014

MINDLESS MEANDERINGS

     If you are at all a curious person, you probably have, at one time or another, had some vapid thoughts caught in flight, like these:

How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Isn't a budget nothing more than a method for going broke methodically?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would that be considered a hostage situation?
How do you "draw a blank"?
Is there another word for "thesaurus"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? And shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
And why do "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing?
Is there an implied time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
A nature show related that the bull moose with the smaller antlers will always concede to the moose with larger antlers in competition for a lady moose's affection. How does the moose with the smaller antlers know his are smaller?
Why doesn't a deodorant wipe itself out?
Time is measured backwards from B.C (birth of Christ), then forward thereafter as A.D. Would clocks B.C.(if they had them then) have run backwards?
In the 85 years of the existence of Yankee Stadium how deep would the spit be if none had ever evaporated or been absorbed into the soil?

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