Geezer Joke: The Lone Diner

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a   gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out  since he sat down but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its 

socket towards him. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the 

air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye 

back into place. 'Let me bnuy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they 

went to the theater, followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, 

she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. 

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to 

come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a 

wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet breakfast. The guy was 

amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this 

nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies.'You just happened to catch my eye.'