One place people can always get their ire re-wired is to get it off their chests and onto their car bumpers.\
Avoid Crowds - Attend Church! (A pastor fighting good spring weather.)
The Detroit Lions Are A Non-Violent Organization! (A disillusioned football fan)
Sleeping Beauty Takes Sominex (An enterprising ad man)
The Human Race Is Fixed (Some guy downtown carrying this sign)
King Kong Died For Our Sins (No clue)
Keep America Beautiful - Swallow Beer Cans! (a REAL green-living American)
M&Ms Make Your Hands Melt (Cute comment the driver's kid said)
Name One Person Robin Hood Gave Money To (Quick loan company manager)
Is There Life After Birth? (Unhappy loser at love)
Where There's A Pill There's A Way (A big bad wolf)
Rembrandt Traces (Just flunked Art Class)
One-Seventh Of Your Life Is Wasted On Mondays (Average 9-to-5 worker.)
You Wouldn't Hit A Guy With Glasses Would You? (With a martini pictured on the sticker)
We One (On car also sporting a newlywed sign)
Support The Crisis Of Your Choice (My friend the pragmatist)
Save The College Of Your Choice - Have A Child (College admissions dean plugging alumni loyalty
Don't Hit Me, My Lawyer's In Jail (Sign of the times.)
The Key To Flexibility Is Indecision (Probable chairman of the procrastinator's club)
Things Are More Like They Are Now Than They Ever Have Been Before (Meaning government, of course)
Vote If You Know Who's Good For You! (In Chicago?)
No Hitch-Hackers (On back of golf cart)
Help Preserve Our Wild Life - Throw A Party (Seen on University of Oregon campus)
College Helps - To Some Degree (University of Connecticut campus)
Pass Me. I'm A Student (Colby College campus)
Nest Time You Criticize Farmers, Don't Talk With Your Mouth Full (On grain-hauling truck)
The Ether Bunny (Anesthetist's car)
See Next Bumper Sticker (The guy in my office who never takes the blame for anything)
Pity the poor people who have no opinion - for they shall go through life without a bumper sticker.
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