One of the reasons dogs are so popular is they always wag their tails instead of their tongues. That leads me to think that maybe the world would be better off if everyone had tails to let you know how they are feeling! But that is hardly the only reason dogs make better companions than girlfriends, according to a compilation from a recent male-only bull session I attended. Read on.
The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
You never have to wait for your dog. It is ready to go whenever you are, day or night.
Your dog understands that instinct trumps asking for directions every time.
Your dog will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Or even if you call it by another dog's name.
Your dog never expects gifts, even on Valentine's Day. They have no use for cards, flowers or jewelry.
Your dog won't cry unless it needs to go out to pee.
A dog loves it when your friends come over for a noisy bit of horseplay.
Dogs also like beer, and handle it about as well as you do.
Your dog would rather sit and drool while you fix it a hamburger patty than go our for a lobster dinner.
Your dog thinks your singing is great...and may even join in to promote harmony..
Your dog likes stuff srewn around on the floor, and never worries about germs.
Your dog understands that one has to raise one's voice on occasion to get one's point across.
Your dog won't "borrow" your sweaters or shirts and leave them with makeup on them.
Your dog is never going to add 50 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Your dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
Your dog's parents never visit.
And, addition to all that, anyone can get a good looking dog!
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