Thursday, January 7, 2016

R. Loeffelbein's Whatchama Column: SURVIVAL TIPS: How to Ask A Question to the Wife

Dangerous               Safer                    Safest                          Ultra-safe                   
What's for dinner?    Can I help with     Where would you        Here, hon, have a glass
                                 dinner?                 like to go for dinner?    of wine.
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Should you be          You know, there    I'm going to whip up   Here, hon, have a glass
 eating THAT?          are some great      my special salad.          of wine.
                                apples left.             Shall I make one for  
                                                                you too?                     .
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Are you going to       You know I think    Wow! Look at you,    Here, hon, have a glass
wear THAT?             you look great in     even after a hard         of wine.
                                 everything!              day!
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What did you do        I've always loved      I hope you didn't       Here, hon, have a glass
all day?                       you in that robe.       over-do it today.       of wine.
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What are you so         I'm sorry!                 Here's my pay           Here, hon, have a glass
worked up about?                                       check.                       of wine.
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(This was filched from the Internet and redone a bit. Originator not listed.)

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