Friday, October 27, 2017

R. Loeffelbein's DOG BLOG: "The 'First Dog' Named Fido"

     Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President 1861-1865, loved animals.
     Fido, a yellow mutt of a dog, entered the Lincoln household in Springfield, VA, in 1855 and quickly became a family fixture. He learned mock circus tricks from Lincoln's sons, trailed along with Abe on market errands, and, to Mary Todd's horror, greeted guests with middy paw-to- hand shakes. 
     Fido was too big and rambunctious to join the Lincolns in the White House in 1861, but Abe 
brought a veritable petting zoo of animals into the White House: rabbits, goats, ponies and a trio of kittens rescued from a Union Army prison camp.
     Fido did join his new owners at the Springfield train station to hear Abe's farewell speech. And, when Abe's casket returned in May 1965, Fido was there, too, to greet his former master. Media coverage for the funeral turned Fido, at that time, into the most famous dog in America. 
(Source: Reader's Digest Nov. 2015)
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More DOGerel

This ad showed up on the bulletin board at the Queen of Angels Hospital:
"Sophisticated, city-bred German Shepherd wishes to rent one or two-bedroom house, furnished, with yard. Has two quiet, well-behaved adults."

Another Ad: "Lassie, Come home. All is forgiven. It was a wet umbrella."

And, from the Saginaw, MI, News: "For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy."

And from the Indianapolis News: "Grown Boxer. AKC-registered. Will eat anything. Especially fond of children."

Jack worked his way through medical school at nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could serve his constituents well  by combining the practices of medicine with taxidermy. He opened his practice with a shingle on the door reading: "Dr. Jack Jones. Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy. 'Either way you get your dog back.'"





















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