R. Loeffelbein's WHATCHAMA COLUMN: "Did You Really Think the Dumb Blonde Jokes Were Dead?"

     The man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jumping across the road in front of his car. He swerves to avoid hitting it but, as rabbits are prone to do, it reverses right in front of the car and is hit.
     The driver, a sensitive man and an animal lover, stops the car and pulls over to see what has happened to the rabbit. To his dismay, the rabbit is clearly dead. The driver tears up he feels so bad about this accident.
     A beautiful blonde woman, driving down the same road, sees the man's tearful demeanor and pulls her car over, steps out and asks him what is wrong.
     "I feel terrible," he explains. "I couldn't avoid hitting this rabbit," which he indicates by pointing.
     "Don't worry," the blonde tells him before running to her car and pulling out a spray can. Then she walks over to the limp body of the rabbit, bends down and sprays it.
     The rabbit jumps up, waves a paw at the two of them and hops on down the highway. When it is ten feet away it stops, turns around and waves again. Hopping down the road another ten feet, he stops, turns and waves again. It repeats this sequence again and again until it's out of sight.
     The man is tanding there, astonished. He asks the blonde, "What the heck is in that can?"
     The blonde turns the can so he can read the label, "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair and adds a permanent wave."

April Foolish!

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