I'm not a fancier of puns especially, but these (from Net Mail Verizon) struck my funny bone. Some of them are bound to make you smile.
How do you catch a Unique Rabbit? (Answer: Unique up on it.)
How do you catch a tame rabbit? (Tame way, unique up on it.)
How do you get holy water? (You boil the hell out of it.)
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick.)
Why don't blind people like to sky dive? (Because it scares the dog.)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho cheese.)
How do crazy people get through a forest? (They take the psychopath.)
What are Santa's helpers called? (Subordinate clauses.)
What comes from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk.)
Where would you find a dog with no legs? (Right where you left him.)
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? (Because they also have big fingers.)
What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? (Nervous wrecks.)
What would you get by crossing a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite.)
What is the biggest difference between roast beef and pea soup/ (Anybody can roast beef.)
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