Out of the Mouths of Babes

   
     Kids do put things so neatly:

     The baby sitter told her little charge to go to sleep because it was late.
     "I can't", was his reply, "My mouth is still full of words."

     A neighbor tyke's mother was taking him to school on opening day. When she asked him how he felt about finally going to school.
     "My stomach tickles on the inside," he told her.

     At the school one little girl was also asked how she felt about her first day at school.
     "I feel in a hurry all over, but I can't get started," she replied.

     Grandma, meeting her four year old grand daughter who had just flown alone for the first time, asked how the girl liked the flight.
     The girl allowed it was pretty wonderful, especially when God talked to her.
     "God talked to you?" asked surprised grandma. "What did he say?"
     "He said, 'Fasten your seat belts.'

     The eight-year old, after getting cleaned up to go to a birthday party, was admonished by her mother not to soil her dress while waiting to go. So she went around the house chanting, "Keep your dress clean. Keep your dress clean. This is a recording."

     The family tattle-tale ran to mom to report, "Mom, Robert used a bad word! And it wasn't a children's bad word, it was a GROWN-UP'S bad word!"

     The nine-year old son of a family visiting Los Angeles for the first time noticed all the spectacular advertising signs lining the thoroughfare they were on. "Look at all the bull boards," he said.

     One young man, discussing the Christmas season with his playmate, offered this advice, "A good thing to remember about standing under the 'kisseltoe' is don't...or you'll have to watch out for slobbery girls."