Wednesday, July 22, 2015

R.L. Loeffelbein's Whatchama Column: LANGUAGE "SPLASH"

     "Language splash" is probably not a term you are familiar with. That's because I just made it up to start this edition of The Whatchama Column. 
     The English language has never stopped growing. Every year the companies that produce dictionaries have to decide which new words have gained enough usage to be added to their tomes. I personally have a dictionary, Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language, which has 2,230 pages in it. But I still come across words in my reading that aren't in it. 
     For example, in reading a Smithsonian Magazine piece titled "Vintage Viral" I came across the word "listicle". This intrigued me, since I write another blog titled MiLISTS and each edition is basically a list following an introductory theme. They could be called "listicles", articles in list format. But, someone more clever than I - the article writer, named Britt Peterson - came up with this lovely word I can now use to describe that blog. 
     "Cyberspace" is another lovely word. It is relatively new to dictionaries, having been coined by futurist novelist William Gibson, who foresaw most of the digital revolution.
     Before cyberspace - where viral content moves at a rate that has even surprised the experts, and the word "listicle" could go viral in a matter of hours on the Internet - such a word could be printed in 500 newspapers and magazines, and reprinted 50 times from each, and still not become common usage. 
     Another much-used term now is "global warming". It was coined by Columbia University scientist Wally Broecker in a 1975 article in the journal Science
     One more, just getting started, is "acquihires". I noticed it in Fast Company Magazine, April 2015, used by Dropbox owner Drew Houston. It means "new employees acquired by raiding other companies personnel".
     Another term, which I recently coined, came about by being warned about a bad vacation spot. I called it "vacautioned". I doubt it will make any of the dictionaries, but I'm rather proud of it.
     Some words gain added attention by being used in a new way. Cover Girl Company, for instance, has put out nine shades of iridescent finish lipstick, calling them "lip lava". Clever connotation? 
     Word acceptance, of course, is never automatic. This is sometimes puzzling. The Eskimos, for instance, have had 52 names for snow, because it is important to them. But shouldn't there be just as many for "love"? 
     And there are other things difficult to describe that don't have designator words for them. Maybe you can help. Like describing a circular staircase without having to use your hands. Or describing a man with a goatee without having to fondle your chin. Got any clever thoughts?
     
     
     

Friday, July 3, 2015

THE WHATCHAMA COLUMN: You Don't Know Everything...

     Everybody you ever meet knows something you don't!
     It was Bill Nye who said that some years ago in Men's Journal. He said a cab driver had told him that 30 years earlier and he was reminded of it every day. I've realized it even longer than that and have, in fact, counted on it being true, since I'm a writer and a writer needs news to write. Recently these are the people I've come across who knew something I didn't.
     Kelsey Kloss, in Reader's Digest, reported Dutch researchers tracked how kissing affected the oral bacteria of 21 couples. They had one person in each couple drink a probiotic yogurt (with specific bacterial strains, so as to track the spread of germs), then share a 10-second kiss with his/her partner. The finding? The average kiss transferred as many as 90 million bacteria!
     A non-credited Associated Press writer reports that Malaysian police detained four Westerners accused of posing naked for photos on a Malaysian mountain peak, an act blamed for causing the 5.9-magnitude earthquake that killed 18 climbers on Mount Kinabalu. (A special ritual was performed to "appease the mountain's spirit".)
     Elizabeth Royte, in analyzing waste disposal in 192 coastal countries for Smithsonian Magazine, writes that so much plastic is discarded around the world that 8.8 million tons end up in the ocean every year. And, if trends continue, it's predicted the toll worldwide, by 2025, will be about 100 million pounds per day.
     A United Nations report predicts 40% of the world's water needs won't be able to be met by 2030 unless global policies on water usage change now. This would lead to economic upheavals and national conflicts.
     Chris Jordan, in Silent Spring, depicts 163,000 birds -- which, not incidentally, is the estimated number of birds that die in the United States every day from exposure to agricultural pesticides.
     The World Health Organization Tobacco Atlas, 2012, reports the number of cigarettes smoked per year for every man, woman and child on the planet to be 1,000. (The annual cost - 2014 - of smoking-related health care in the United States is $76,000,000,000.) The number of annual deaths in the United States
due to smoking and secondhand smoke is 480,327, according to the Centers for Disease Control and  Prevention, 2014.
     As you can see, it is not always fun to find out the things other people know that you don't.